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Yes, I'm Really Writing A Song A Week *FREE*

by Stephie Coplan

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don't blame it on the drinks you've had don't tell me that the lighting's bad don't say you think that you're in love when you haven't looked up far enough i'm getting sick of all the guys who never look me in the eye mah mah mah mah mah mah mah mah eyes are up here mah mah mah mah mah mah mah mah eyes are up here i know you'll try to make me buy that something shiny caught your eye but mah mah mah mah mah mah mah mah eyes are up here buy me something good to drink something sweet and strong and pink try the same move one more time to see if you can change my mind let's bust this joint, i'm glad you asked so they won't hear you scream when i kick your ass
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your eyes were dangerous but they shined like stars, woah and i knew that i shouldn't but i couldn't help but like it when we made out in your car, woah and i was rachel and you were ryan and we were meant to be i didn't think that you'd end up disappointing me but everything i know i learned from hollywood you've got a heart of gold, you're just misunderstood but in real life, you're not that guy you're kissing me all over as the music swells you're supposed to say you love me and nobody else but in real life, you're not that guy so fuck you, hollywood, oh oh oh fuck you, hollywood, oh oh oh fuck you for making me believe the lies while i'm alone with a broken heart tonight i knew you had a past but i thought you'd changed and you were so insistent when you told me i was different that i let you play your games, woah and i was crying and you were laughing when you tickled me in bed but now i'm watching memories on the screen inside my head but everything i know i learned from hollywood you've got a heart of gold, you're just misunderstood but in real life, you're not that guy you're kissing me all over as the music swells you're supposed to say you love me and nobody else but in real life, you're not that guy so fuck you, hollywood, oh oh oh fuck you, hollywood, oh oh oh fuck you for making me believe the lies while i'm alone with a broken heart tonight either learn your lines or stop wasting my time, oh everything i know i learned from hollywood you've got a heart of gold, you're just misunderstood but in real life, you're not that guy you're kissing me all over as the music swells you're supposed to say you love me and nobody else but in real life, you're not that guy so fuck you, hollywood, oh oh oh fuck you, hollywood, oh oh oh fuck you for making me believe the lies while i'm alone with a broken heart tonight
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your dad called me frantic and didn't know if you were dead he hadn't heard from you in weeks so he assumed the worst and called the best person who would know why was it me? why are our names set in stone? why are our footprints etched in all the places we used to go? the diner's closed the waitress smiled it's time to go your mom called me tuesday but i just let it ring and go flat and silent, still, unmoving i will be a dial tone
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you were a bully, bully you broke my heart everyday and you were pulling, pulling at me til all my seams frayed i wish someone had told how much better it would be cuz now i'm on the radio but you peaked at 17 thank god i'm not in high school anymore threw away my books and burned my uniform this is my life and i just wanna say hey thank god i'm not in high school anymore reading "cosmo" not "to kill a mockingbird" this is my life and i just wanna say hey thank god i'm not in high school hey thank god i'm not in high school and it was silly, silly how much i cared what you thought my head was spinning, spinning looking at the shit that you bought i wish someone had told me karma gets you when you're mean cuz now you're folding t-shirts and i ride in limousines thank god i'm not in high school anymore threw away my books and burned my uniform this is my life and i just wanna say hey thank god i'm not in high school anymore reading "cosmo" not "to kill a mockingbird" this is my life and i just wanna say hey thank god i'm not in high school hey thank god i'm not in high school everybody knows it's better in the real world everybody knows it's better in the real world better in the real world better in the real world thank god i'm not in high school anymore threw away my books and burned my uniform this is my life and i just wanna say hey thank god i'm not in high school anymore reading "cosmo" not "to kill a mockingbird" this is my life and i just wanna say hey thank god i'm not in high school hey thank god i'm not in high school
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all your life your heart was a vase that you filled up with stones i arrived you wanted to keep me and give me a home but all you had room for was dust and sand so you crushed me up i fell though your hands i filled up the spaces in the forgotten places but we’ll never grow if all i am is sand between the stones you’ll be alone cuz i can't be the sand between the stones i was safe buried behind all the things that you loved in my place the one you decided was easy enough trapped inside a heart of glass starting out on top but falling fast filling up spaces in convenient places
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Stuck in a time in a place in a moment in my life in a phase in a thought where I'm hoping that maybe, maybe I just think too much The days and the nights well they both start to blend together when you're alone cuz the minutes seem to take forever Maybe, maybe I just drink too much I keep myself too busy to remember all the things you promised in my ear as we fell asleep together CHORUS I could run away, dye my hair and change my license plates Date a movie star with hyphens in his name But everywhere I turn, I see your face and miss you til it hurts Ask myself a million times til I turn blue How do I get over you? How do I get over you? Keeping my eye on the girl who took my place She looks like a bitch but I only saw her face Maybe, maybe I just hate too much I'm out with a guy that I met in an elevator Has all the charm of a scientific calculator Maybe, maybe I just date too much Find comfort in the punch line I deliver The joke's been told a thousand times, your laugh is just a whisper (CHORUS) Ooooh, I need to let you go, I need to let you go
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CHORUS: Shoot me, shoot me Take your arrow and shoot me Put me out of my Valentine's misery Save me, save me Find someone to embrace me Don't make my valentine such a mystery Cuz I can't, I won't, be alone anymore Eating chocolate I bought at the local drugstore I'm tired of wishing and hoping and praying For someone to say what my candy heart's saying (CHORUS) I've seen the end of this movie before Where he wins her back at the airport He tells her he loves her and gives her some flowers But I'm still alone and I've wasted two hours (CHORUS) Watching all my friends at work Get roses while I'm hung up on some jerk By now I should be used to the routine But I hate February 14th (CHORUS)
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She's a real girl I know it's quite hard to believe She's a real girl She wears her heart right on her sleeve And there are things that she's afraid of And there are things that she can't do She's a real girl But she's not real to you. She's a real girl She grew up on a farm She's a real girl She sleeps through her alarm He noticed her that summer and you felt him slip away She's a real girl And things will never be the same. You're blind, you see What your broken heart believes You're losing sleep Trying to strip down her mystique Just let her be, let her be He doesn't love you anymore All he sees, all he sees Is a real girl She's a real girl She doesn't read the news She's a real girl She's easily confused He used to make you jealous Made you think you were insane She's a real girl And he'll treat her just the same You're blind, you see What your broken heart believes You're losing sleep Trying to strip down her mystique Just let her be, let her be He doesn't love you anymore All he sees, all he sees Is a real girl You watch them like two lions in the wild Look for any trace of sadness in his smile Grow to hate her like the cigarette you swear is the last one you'll inhale She's a coat you've long outgrown but you keep her 'cause you can't let go You can't let go You're blind, you see What your broken heart believes You're losing sleep Trying to strip down her mystique Just let her be, let her be He doesn't love you anymore All he sees, all he sees Is a real girl
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saw you walk in from across the room with just one look, you bent me like a spoon everything in the basement seemed to bloom i told a joke that cracked you up we made a toast with our solo cups yeah it seemed like things were looking up just when we were googling our favorite kind of mustard you made me hold your drink as you turned from me and got some bitch's number CHORUS ooooh you just wanna date a blonde ooooh what a shame, cuz you're the one i want ooooh i was sure we'd get along but you just wanna date a blonde did you assume i read comic books cuz i don't have that disney look? we brunettes are so misunderstood you think i'm sexy as a scientist cuz i don't look like taylor swift so we are never ever gonna kiss i could shave my head or tuck my hair in a fedora while you could have your pick of any girl in california CHORUS ooooh you just wanna date a blonde ooooh what a shame, cuz you're the one i want ooooh i was sure we'd get along but you just wanna date a blonde you've got a type and i'm not the girl you like but i think that you might be surprised i'm not the one you think that i don't have fun but when i watch jeopardy i go so wild you couldn't keep up with me you called me up one night and said you caught her with some guy in bed i said, "have you considered going red?" CHORUS ooooh you just wanna date a blonde ooooh what a shame, cuz you're the one i want ooooh i was sure we'd get along but you just wanna date a blonde
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cigarette pressed between your lips you can never be too rich or thin cleansing with juice after substance abuse, by day it's grapefruit and by night it's grey goose all the venom that you spew makes all your friends afraid of you you're so mean i'm the joker, you're the queen you're a bitch in designer jeans uh huh and you leave me screwed without taking off your shoes yeah they're brand new jimmy choos uh huh you smile like it's election year but the fall collection's here and sweet is the jacket that fell off the rack and mean is the new black going out on a friday night strategically bulimic with your appetite your little black dress is a big success, you're there to impress with cash in excess you recognized my knock-off clutch the girls will hear about this tomorrow at brunch you're so mean i'm the joker, you're the queen you're a bitch in designer jeans uh huh and you leave me screwed without taking off your shoes yeah they're brand new jimmy choos uh huh you smile like it's election year but the fall collection's here and sweet is the jacket that fell off the rack and mean is the new black there's no explanation for your provocation perhaps dehydration or sleep deprivation you always get your way, hey i know your regimen, you 7th ave denizen if i opened your closet door, what would the skeletons say? you're so mean i'm the joker, you're the queen you're a bitch in designer jeans uh huh and you leave me screwed without taking off your shoes yeah they're brand new jimmy choos uh huh you smile like it's election year but the fall collection's here and sweet is the jacket that fell off the rack and mean is the new black
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you said you know when it feels right fits like a jigsaw puzzle, precision of the rhythm of a traffic light we're laying around in underwear hit the alarm again, keep cuddling & mumbling sweet nothings in ears well their words of sympathy are like a symphony when i'm down but they're absent faster than a rabbit when i'm on the rebound everybody wonders why i'm seeing technicolors i wish i could tell them that you're everything i want they keep asking why i'm smiling but i won't let on cuz everytime i bring you up, they just stifle yawns cuz no one wants to hear a love song no one wants to hear a love song every day's a different test everyone's coming up with theories, interfering, speculating at best misery rears an ugly head looks for companionship and finds it in the hindsight of a lover's bed well you can force it with a shoehorn til it fits like a stiletto if you say you're happy loud enough, you might believe it better a love with this perfection doesn't need attention i wish i could tell them that you're everything i want they keep asking why i'm smiling but i won't let on cuz everytime i bring you up, they just stifle yawns cuz no one wants to hear a love song no one wants to hear a love song you and i are a new word undefined take your dictionaries, cast them all aside they think they're seen this kind of thing before but i know.... i wish i could tell them that you're everything i want they keep asking why i'm smiling but i won't let on cuz everytime i bring you up, they just stifle yawns cuz no one wants to hear a love song no one wants to hear a love song no one wants to hear a love song no one wants to hear a love song

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i'm writing, producing, and recording one song per week for 24 weeks in a row and putting them on youtube every thursday. i'll take the most popular songs and record them for real this summer in a studio. so if you like what you hear and you want to hear it recorded professionally, share it with your friends!

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released January 30, 2013

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stephie coplan Toronto, Ontario

After establishing a strong, supportive fan base in the Cambridge-Somerville music scene while attending Tufts University, Stephie Coplan moved to New York City, where she formed Stephie Coplan & the Pedestrians with bassist John Hebert and drummer Shane Considine. Very quicky, the witty trio has become known for their "fun to watch" (CAROLINE O'HARE, MTV) live shows. ... more

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